This NYT magazine article on sex ed is really good, guys. Don’t you wish you had a class like this, so you hadn’t spent hours waiting for The Facts of Life to explain the facts of life?
Have you ever played Guess Who, the board game? As it is meant to be played, it’s fun for five minutes at most. Or ten minutes if, like me, you inhaled car exhaust as a child because you liked the way it smelled. I recently stumbled across this staple of my own childhood, and I have made a simple change to the rules to provide hours of entertainment. I present to you Subjective Guess Who:
Subjective Guess Who is exactly like regular Guess Who, but instead of objective questions like “Does your person wear glasses?” you would ask subjective questions like “Does your person have multiple Official Lord of the Rings replica swords?” It’s a whole lot of fun, and potentially great drinking game.
I will leave you with some of my favorite Subjective Guess Who questions:
“Does your person collect model trains?”
“Would your person watch a Tyler Perry film?”
“Has your person ever been to a discoteque?”
“Would your person ever complain about ‘casuals’ playing World of Warcraft?”
“Does your person know the recipe for crystal meth and has never even heard of Breaking Bad?”
“Does your person grow facial hair to hide the lack of a chin?”
The Historic First Post
Ah yes, here you are, at the first post. I’m sure you have scoured through the vast number of posts to come back here to the one that started it all. This post.
So what rewards, await some one as cunning and relentless as you? Surely some keen insight, or earth shattering revelation will be found here, because this is where it all began.
The word scour, is also a noun, meaning diarrhea in livestock.
Rat King.
